We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke