I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting