It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
If you Buy it You might Like it
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
