The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
