The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…