There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part