We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…