The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death