I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost