The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better