We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology