Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief