The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork