If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely