Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that