Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out