I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today