One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself