If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
