Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…