If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny