The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep