Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
