Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning