If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it