The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold