Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail