Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…