As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
Love may never win but love always ties
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…