In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

When God closes one store He opens another

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear