The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course