The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…