Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…