At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…