Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…