But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
I don’t get mad I get odd
Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio