The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
Mating For Life Saved My
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift