It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…