Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
