At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible