I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
100% of success is showing up on time
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
