Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

When God closes one store He opens another

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology