We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle