The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask