By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
