When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
