The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor