By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors