Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…