Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
