At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful