Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio