It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying