First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape