A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe