Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

When God closes one store He opens another